this isn’t the porn site you are looking for

About once a week or so, Flippy and I will play a little game called Compare the Whacky Search Terms.  We check our blog stats and try to find the most off the wall terms people used to find our blogs.  Flippy def. won today’s game w/  the “life sized cut outs of chuck bass” entry. (whyyyyy would anyone want such a thing!?!)

In playing this game, I’ve noticed a trend: Flippy’s terms usually involve a cat term or a celebrity. Mine? With one exception (everybody loves the Purrito!!)…not so much:

tiger hotties (um, rawwr?)

gerrard butler abs (he does have nice ones)

wet little twat  (ew)

twat job (double ew)

little twat (v. popular term is seems)

sex toy ice ice baby (I’ve gotten multiple hits w/ this one)

sexy kitteh boy  (the hell?!?!?!)

petrelli brothers love (oh, I know what you were looking for and ew ew ew ew ew)

spicy latina whores  (another multiple hitter)

turkish dudes  (let me save you some trouble…they ain’t worth it)

fry piggies in a blanket  (ooo, I might try that for next Turkey Day)

I’d love to see the disappointment on some of these searchers faces when instead of the porn they were looking for they get pics of a kitteh date.

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~ by pithycomments on December 29, 2008.

5 Responses to “this isn’t the porn site you are looking for”

  1. YESSSS…. to both this post and fried piggies.

    I’m so buying you a life sized cut out of Mr. Bass.

  2. WTF is a tiger hottie? I’m confused!

    I’d take a life size cutout of chuck bass… but only if someone gave it to me– not like I’d buy one…. unless it was just a dollar. haha

  3. (found you linked from Flippy’s blog)

    Ok, I have an old blog and back when Gossip Girl first started, I wrote a post about how I love/hated Chuck Bass – TO THIS DAY, I still get comments on that post (which was written now almost two years ago?) randomly, and when I check the stats, it’s always one of the top search terms. Chuck Bass, eh? Who knew that could drive blog traffic so well?

  4. Turkish dudes? Classic.

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