the 1-fitty list

I saw this list on DMB’s blog and thought I’d re-post here since I’m all out of witty at the moment. Oopid allergies.  Anyhoodles, you’re supposed to bold the thingys you’ve done and add commentary. I, of course, will also be  adding commentary to the ones I haven’t done.

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink [hell no. Sallie Mae has all my money]
02. Swam with dolphins [I pet a few at Marineland.]
03. Climbed a mountain [um, went to the top of this…those lil slats in the buttcrack? staircases to get to the top]
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive [but I drive like I own a Ferrari]
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula [fuck no, are you crazy!?!?]
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree [I’m pretty sure I’ve hugged a tree at some point. ]
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise [several times. usually driving back from NYC]
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game [C-A-P-S, Caps, Caps, Caps!]
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables [my parents had a garden so that kinda counts]
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper [ see #6]
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne [several times, my favorite time being w. the Sex  Therapist on the Unamed One’s bday. Me and ST were so drunk that Unamed had to drive into the city. She was not happy w/ us.]
24. Given more than you can afford to charity [if that charity is called Sallie Mae or the Unamed One, then sadly, yes]
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment [on a daily basis, just ask my coworkers.
27. Had a food fight [Colombian birthday tradition is to throw flour, eggs and water/milk on the bday person, making a “cake” out of them. It never ends well]
28. Bet on a winning horse [c’mon Winning Colors]
29. Asked out a stranger [also didn’t end well]
30. Had a snowball fight

31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can [everytime Sallie Mae emails me]

32. Held a lamb [It was wrapped in a warm pita, covered in tzatziki sauce and its name was Gyro.
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and didn’t care who was looking [words of wisdom: if you’re a straight chicky at Gay Pride, bellydancing in front of a group of lesbians, might not  be the smartest move. ]
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends [still gots most of them]
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country [in Colombia as we were winding our way through the lil villages in Santa Elena, the night before La Feria de las Flores]

44. Watched whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip [Spring Break ’02]
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Taken a midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke [it was at a wedding, it was a group karaoke thingy and I didn’t sing as much as I hid in the back mouthing the words.]
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain

65. Gone to a drive-in theatre
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class [does the BodyCombat class at Gold’s count?]
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch [I went throught a gingersnap phase as a child]
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on a television news program as an “expert”
83. Gotten flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage [Under a Desert Moon 2006!]
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark [Jaws be taaaaaasty! The shark dish at Jaleo is incredible!]
88. Kissed on the first date [easy like Sunday morning….]

89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone [sorta…]
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Passed out cold
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over [I have a tendency to randomly move.]
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge not the entire bridge.
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking with the windows open
103. Had plastic surgery [does Lasik count?]
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication [how large is large exactly??]
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart [think it was more his ego than heart…but he was a hurtin’]
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a TV game show [I keep reading this as “Won a monkey bone on a TV game show”]
113. Broken a bone [broke one of my tootsies]
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears [got my schnoz pierced on my 26th bday]
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol [heeeeere lil squirrely
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for 30 hours in a 48 hour period
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. States
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat [I accidentally ate squirrel once. Mom lied about what was in the Crockpot. Bish]
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school [3rd grad school’s the charm!
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes [v. yummy]
134. Read The Iliad and The Odyssey
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read [Truman Capote]
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating [sorta, I killed the squirrel and accidentally ate some of it. Dad did the prep work]
137. Skipped all your school reunions [6 years and going strong]
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language

139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language [I’m not that much of a nerd]
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts [I’m a Mac girl]
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair [black,various shades of dark brown and the ever elusive magenta-ishy highlights]
147. Been a DJ [90.9 The Light. ]

148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life by not hitting them with my car. [On a daily basis. Especially those bitches on Conn. Ave w/ their lil’ “don’t hit me, I’m a pedestrian w/ the right of way” orange flags.  Hate those bastards.]


~ by pithycomments on November 11, 2008.

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