Fighting crime, one dude at a time

With the soaring crime rate that makes Ghetto-more that “charming” city and glittering blue-light jewel of Maryland, it is refreshing and heartening to see Charm City’s finest enforcing the law. Thanks to officer Salvatore Rivieri, fanny-packed tourists strolling along the Inner Harbor are safe from those evil skateboarders. Granted, they might get mugged and beaten to a pulp as they walk back to their car, but they would have been safe from the skateboarders. Whew! Another tragic Baltimore crime averted.


~ by pithycomments on February 14, 2008.

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